paulblakeman:

What is a date, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is in not many interviews is there a chance you wind up naked.

paulblakeman:

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, ‘Be fruitful and multiply,’ but not in those words.

paulblakeman:

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paulblakeman:

You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, “See if you can blow this out.”

paulblakeman:

That sex was the most fun I’ve ever had without laughing.

paulblakeman:

http://yfrog.com/0y9nuvj having lunch at the isla Gladstone conservatory with mum an sis http://bit.ly/Rk5qV

paulblakeman:

I’m off to Sicily tomorrow so just been catching up on my RSS feeds and linking to a few interesting articles. Will be off the grid for the next week (unless I can find free wifi somewhere!) see you when I get back!

paulblakeman:

Want one!

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